If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
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sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
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I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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