We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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