it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
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The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
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At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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