Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
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was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
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We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
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