Bisexual people are plain selfish.
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i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
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Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
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Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
you never un-have a 4some
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
His nipple licking is glorious
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