Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Randomize
