Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
We had to coat check the pizza.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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