Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
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She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
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James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
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I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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