this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
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We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
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Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
Randomize