Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
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would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
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What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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