Your mouth is God's brothel.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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