Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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