It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
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