She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
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Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
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Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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