I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
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I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
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Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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