sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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