dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
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It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
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My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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