If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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