More tranny stories later!
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
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