I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
My balls are so social today.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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