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Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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