the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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