shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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