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Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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