I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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