discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
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He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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