this is something i pride myself on being below average for
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
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it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
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If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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