So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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