She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
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My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
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She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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