Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
never play flip cup with pint glasses
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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