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you win
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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