"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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