are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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