I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
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James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
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nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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