why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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