I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
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chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
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You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
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