She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
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besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
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You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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