All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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