evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
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is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
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I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up