I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
Randomize