So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
What a fucking waste of an outfit
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
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he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
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I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys