we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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