her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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