yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
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just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
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Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Randomize