I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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