Ambien. No doubt about it.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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