pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
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He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
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barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
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