I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
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I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
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Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
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