So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old