You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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