i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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