Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
You smell like a Billy Joel song
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Randomize
