I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
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Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
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Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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