Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
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If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
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Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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