did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
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The beers last night were like the tears from god
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
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Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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