I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
She bit a glass in half.
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I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
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Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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