he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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