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garbage dick
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you win
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
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