Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
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Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
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When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
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